WELCOME TO PETE’S GARAGE BAR!
I ASSUME YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A MENU BECAUSE YOU FOOLISHLY FOLLOWED A QR CODE THAT SOMEONE FROM PETE’S (NAMELY PETE) THOUGHT WOULD BE HILARIOUS! THE MENUS ARE ON THE WALLS BY THE KETCHUP, OR ON THE TABLES, OR ON THE FLOOR, OR ON THE BAR OR BEHIND THE BAR!
SINCE YOUR NEXT QUESTION IS GOING TO BE “WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON TAP?”, I CREATED ANOTHER QR CODE AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE FOR THE LIST OF TAP BEERS! JUST KIDDING, I’LL SAVE YOU THE EMBARRASSMENT OF SCANNING ANOTHER ONE….THE TAP LIST IS ON THE TV’S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR!
THANKS FOR BEING PART OF OUR CHILDISH GAME!
TELL THE BARTENDER(S) TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND HOPEFULLY YOU HAVE A SHIT-TASTIC DAY!
ENJOY….